Starbucks – Send me a gift card!

(Originally posted on my music business site, moving this to my personal site)

I was searching my my docs folder tonight for something and ran across this letter my daughter wrote back in December of 2002.

I have no idea if this was part of a homework assignment, or just a desperate plea, but thought it was just hilarious either way.

Here’s the letter:

December 13, 2002

[Our Address]

Mesquite TX. 75[XXX]

Ms. [Managers Name at the time]


1645 N. Town East Blvd.

Mesquite TX. 75150

Dear Ms. [Managers name at the time]:

I love Starbucks it is the only brand of coffee I will drink. It helps me in the morning when I have to get up early, or when I have to stay up late writing English papers.

If you would please send me a gift card to help me with those long nights; it would be greatly appreciated

Thank you very much for your time. If you have any questions or comments concerning my letter please feel free to call me at [Our Home Phone], and again thank you for your time.


Kathryn Murphy

  Now that’s funny!

– Keith

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